hey bros this is annabananasuzanna

buttermilkqueen: proof that online dictionaries arent reputable sources

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:59:49 -0400

proof that online dictionaries arent reputable sources

koncreates: nooby-banana: handsoffmysmuppets: aradiyeah: tacoposey: what if we just created a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:44:38 -0400

nooby-banana:

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

let’s do this guys

There’s even an opening sequence omg

LETS MAKE THEIR NAMES UP NOW

evilguineapiginator: darbesaurus: tittymonsta: cfgirlflying: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:28:53 -0400

evilguineapiginator:

darbesaurus:

tittymonsta:

cfgirlflying:

schoolofcharmmentality:

missmeoh:

kestrelsansjesses:

mariaacristina:

Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!

Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.

THIS INFURIATES ME.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Makes me so mad.

I’m about to kill someone

One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.

Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!

residualblues: This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:52:06 -0400

residualblues:

This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:42:51 -0400

roboticappendages: ohcorny: tortle: catbuttcat: heysawbones: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:14:16 -0400

roboticappendages:

ohcorny:

tortle:

catbuttcat:

heysawbones:

A Proud Moment.

I don’t have a degree in eating blocks of cream cheese, which sucks because I’m sure it would add a lot of value to my CV. (Instead, I have “lying, poorly”. Does that count?).

I did eat a block of cream cheese once, though. I remember it fondly, because it was one of the proudest moments of my life. This probably says a lot about me, though god only knows what.

I used to be part of a youth group, which is to say, yes, I was part of a church once. I was the “youth leader”, which is the church’s way of saying, “you are the only person in the youth group who doesn’t roll your eyes at us, when we talk to you.” What they did not know is that - aside from not actually being terribly religious - I had made the youth minister my sworn enemy.

He was a weird guy. Very young; not too bright, frankly. Had a goatee, because the law requires all youth ministers to have goatees. It’s true. Look it up. He told us that Mormons owned Pepsi-Cola, and that The Gay Agenda created yaoi to recruit young men, the latter of which “fact” was really, really funny. A lot of the things he did were not so funny. Once, we went to a nursing home, where he decided to jump up and down in the elevator. He knew, of course, that I had an elevator phobia. I asked him to stop. He began sing-screaming, LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN as he jumped. A chaperone asked him to stop, couldn’t he see I was afraid? I backed into the corner and crouched there, clinging to the railing. That was the day he became more than just a moron. That was the day I decided I would make his youth-group life a hell.

Most of the time, all I had to do was ask real questions about the Bible, and then ask him questions about his answers, and so on and so forth until he ran out of excuses, or said something deeply embarrassing. One day, he was trying to explain why it was still totally okay for parents to stone their kids to death for disobeying. He was flustered; inarticulate. I pulled a room-temperature block of Philadelphia cream cheese. He watched me unwrap it as he rambled on. I took a bite. I locked eyes. I did not look away. I ate in silence. There was confusion written all over his features. His sentences tumbled apart into further incoherence, and faded away. He was afraid.

I cherish that moment.

Why am I laughing so hard??

I had to read this out loud
I can’t breathe

found it

I

CAN’T

FUCKING

BREATHE

MY NEIGHBOR JUST RAN OVER AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY BECAUSE I SCREAM-LAUGHED SO HARD.

alternativepokemonart: I found this on tumblr under the tag...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:31:48 -0400

alternativepokemonart:

I found this on tumblr under the tag pokemon tattoo

pastelmorgue: cadney: dumpsterfetus: the-underground-hufflepuff: Women are so pissed about being...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:35:11 -0400

pastelmorgue:

cadney:

dumpsterfetus:

the-underground-hufflepuff:

Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve found it.
The stupidest post on the internet.

is this bitch serious?

roseriku: firewordsparkler: inufan078: LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:30:34 -0400

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING

lostlungss: faypants: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: nsfwhumor: Be...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:15:35 -0400

lostlungss:

faypants:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

nsfwhumor:

Best Vines of June 2013

i have never been so happy

funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time.

omfg

bigbigtruck: I drew human versions of the main trolls like 2...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:28:27 -0400

bigbigtruck:

I drew human versions of the main trolls like 2 years ago and I still really like the Sollux one so I messed with that design today. Can’t find the old sketch tho

I like to imagine he dresses dorky and knows his clothes are dorky but totally doesn’t care so his look circles back around to cool again but only cool on him just ‘cause he’s so comfortable with it.

derse

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:27:38 -0400

paperseverywhere:

(w: this is kinda dark)

And later, when Roxy finally conjures a matriorb

‘Congratulations Roxy. You have saved an entire species from the brink of extinction—

your death is heroic.’

necesitamos: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:26:34 -0400

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

hk-homestuck: squiddle dee dee squiddle dee dum

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:17:53 -0400

hk-homestuck:

squiddle dee dee

squiddle dee dum

Reblog this if you are not against transgendered males or females. So I can write down everybodys username and give it to my nonsupportive parents the day I leave for college.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:35:05 -0400

little-lionman: pebbleslaylikegiants: thenonbinary: captain-ra...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:14:32 -0400

little-lionman:

pebbleslaylikegiants:

thenonbinary:

captain-ray-assbutt:

Woah this is actually… a fantastic explanation. I’m impressed.

Bless this post.

This is pretty spot on and brought up some issues with female/male-bodied that I hadn’t thought about before.

yes or yes

dominicsellie: savioroftheherpingderp: I cannot even handle Faygo.com right now. I...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:13:11 -0400

dominicsellie:

savioroftheherpingderp:

I cannot even handle Faygo.com right now.

I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS SHIT. AND THE SITE ITSELF IS EVEN BETTER. THERE IS A FAYGO RAP FOR CRYING FUCKSAKE

Dave Strider has taken over faygo

wachtelspinat: cloudydrake: inappropriatelylickingspazzu: wach...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:55:26 -0400

wachtelspinat:

cloudydrake:

inappropriatelylickingspazzu:

wachtelspinat:

…says the intruder who’s standing in front of her bed at 3am.

this is beautiful

Is it weird for me to really like how this artist draws Snowman’s face?

It’s…okay, this is going to sound bad, and I swear that’s not how I mean it. She’s not conventionally attractive, but at same time she’s got this really compelling sensuality to her that I just really love. She has a horse face and sleeps in lacy underwear, and to me that just screams “I am a confident woman in my prime who doesn’t need a man — BUT I HAVE ALL OF THEM ANYWAY >:D”

I really hope I didn’t offend anyone, ESPECIALLY not the artist, oh my god I seriously do love the way he or she draws Snowman, I guess I am just really bad at expressing that.

ähh… i think i’m ok with this…
since i love women with not-so-pretty faces? yeah

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:20:07 -0400

alikurai: what if mituna’s hands shake too much so that he...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:38:55 -0400

alikurai:

what if mituna’s hands shake too much so that he can’t hold a heart sign long enough, so he projects his feels on his helmet, yeah this is a really stupid thing i did, i will go away now